Kevin OBrien celebrates after a sweet victory against the Old Enemy.
Let’s do a quick review of the Kevin OBrien bucket-list:
Put to Rest:
(x) Hit a cricket ball like Tiger Woods teeing off on a dead-straight par 5.
(x) Blast a Century against the Old Enemy in a major national tournament.
(x) Achieve career-defining moment with a hair style equally as offensive as Kevin Pietersen’s 2005 Ashes skunk-tail.
(x) Demoralise a mentally fragile James Anderson whilst he is suffering a chronic case of baby-brain.
(x) Savour winning moment as if Ireland just knocked England out of the other World Cup.
Waiting in Lieu:
( ) Break into a mixed-dance routine, blending elements of the Riverdance with the England sprinkler celebration.
( ) Carry a tournament-long hangover and under achieve for the next three weeks.
( ) In ten years time, start a bar-fight with English tourists who claim Pakistani bookmakers planted sleeping-pills in English tea-pots during the changeover.