I can be found practicing the Art of Spin Bowling at the Abbotsford Anglers Cricket Club.
On other occasions you may spot me at The Swan, Richmond, playing a friendly hand of poker. Another option would be to scout the city of Melbourne for a Maltese-terrier lurking with two goofy Strattonites around lunch hour.
If all other avenues fail, send a carrier pigeon due- South.
For all beef orders, contact the butcher.